I get very cranky and bored with life when I’m not getting laid.
“He opened a door for me, then looks at me and says, ‘Aren’t you Jennifer Lawrence? Didn’t I just see you in Winter’s Bone?’ I practically passed out....”
That was less successful than planned
And on the seventh day God created Iowa City
Talking politics with my friends who voted for Obama
HI MELO ;)
“No one PLANS to do porn”